Not All Heroes Wear Capes… Some Carry Goldfish Crackers! 1-on-1 Kids' Superhero Needed in Stamford CT! • $25–$30/hr 💜🚀

BREAKING NEWS: STAMFORD'S TINY HUMANS ARE RECRUITING ADULT SUPERVISION... AND THEY'RE PAYING $22–$30/HR!!!

NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS!

Stamford, Connecticut $22–$30 PER HOUR! ABA/RBT EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! TRAINING & BCBA GUIDANCE MAY BE AVAILABLE!

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ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, PATIENT LEGENDS, AND PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A CARDBOARD BOX INTO A FIVE-STAR ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE!

WE HAVE RECEIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE TINY HUMAN DEPARTMENT.

Apparently, Stamford is experiencing a serious shortage of adults who can:

Build a LEGO tower without developing an emotional attachment to it.

Celebrate someone saying a new word like they just WON THE LOTTERY.

Remain completely calm when a 4-minute activity becomes a 45-minute diplomatic negotiation.

Collect accurate behavioral data while mentally singing the ABCs for the 900th time.

IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

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YOUR TOP-SECRET ABA MISSION:

We're looking for FUN, CARING, RELIABLE, AND ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS to help children build meaningful everyday skills!

Your daily adventures may include:

BECOMING A COMMUNICATION WIZARD: Help children communicate their wants, needs, and ideas!

CHIEF OFFICER OF FUN: Turn games, toys, and playtime into learning experiences.

PROFESSIONAL HYPE PERSON: A child masters a new skill? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI CANNON!!!

THE BEHAVIOR DETECTIVE: Follow individualized treatment plans and track progress like Sherlock Holmes with a clipboard.

THE CALM IN THE CHAOS: Bring patience, compassion, and consistency when things get challenging.

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WHY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WILL THANK YOU:

$22–$30 AN HOUR! Because making a difference AND paying your bills should absolutely coexist!

BCBA GUIDANCE! Even superheroes need someone to teach them how to use their powers.

EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate.

MEANINGFUL WORK! Help children develop communication, confidence, independence, and life skills.

UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITIES TO SAY "WOW, AMAZING JOB!" And actually mean it!

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OFFICIAL QUALIFICATIONS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TINY HUMAN AFFAIRS:

Patience of a 900-year-old monk Energy of a squirrel on espresso Creativity of Willy Wonka Reliability of a superhero who actually SHOWS UP A genuine passion for working with children Willingness to learn, follow treatment plans, and collect data

BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE A SOCK PUPPET INTERESTING FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS.

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STAMFORD, WE ARE OFFICIALLY RECRUITING THE NEXT GENERATION OF EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES!

If you've ever thought:

"I love working with kids, I'm patient, I have a sense of humor, and I'd like a paycheck that doesn't make my wallet cry..."

BESTIE. THIS IS YOUR ORIGIN STORY.

APPLY TODAY!

Send your:

Updated résumé ⏰ Availability Experience and qualifications

STAMFORD, CT | $22–$30/HR

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NO CAPE REQUIRED. NO RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITE NECESSARY. JUST A BIG HEART, A FUNCTIONING FRONTAL LOBE, AND THE ABILITY TO CELEBRATE A HIGH-FIVE LIKE IT'S THE SUPER BOWL.

GET PAID. GET SILLY. BUILD SKILLS. CHANGE LIVES. REPEAT.

THE CHILDREN ARE READY. THE DATA SHEETS ARE WAITING. YOUR SUPERHERO ERA STARTS NOW!!!