🧩 Make Real Progress Happen, One Session at a Time ABA Behavior Tech • $20–$30/hr • Providence, NJ 💙

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL KIDS NEED A HYPE PERSON

Reporting live from New Providence, NJ 07504

Sources confirm there is a serious shortage of people who will cheer way too loudly over a completed puzzle. Experts are calling it “a crisis.” We are calling it YOU.

NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician / ABA Para $20-$30 per hour 1-on-1 with a child | Part-time RBT certification NOT required!

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WITNESSES REPORT THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS (you may be qualified if you have 3+):

Your energy level is “toddler who just learned to run” You take UNO personally You’ve yelled “GOOD JOB!!!” loud enough to turn heads You make random silly noises with zero explanation You have a big heart and love celebrating kids’ wins, big or small

Diagnosis: you’re perfect for this job.

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WHAT YOU’LL ACTUALLY DO

Play, color, and create alongside a child Sneak real skill-building into games (the kids will never know. SHHH.) Celebrate progress like it’s the championship final Support autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive

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THE FINANCIAL REPORT

Your wallet: “Wait, are we healing?” Your landlord: “Rent is still due.” You: “EVERYONE STAY CALM.”

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WHY THIS GIG ROCKS

⏰ Flexible part-time hours, great with school or another job Perfect hands-on experience for psychology, education, special ed, or speech therapy students Training and support provided. No experience as a professional dinosaur needed Dependable, patient, kind, and ready to have fun? You’re our person.

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New Providence, NJ 07504 $20-$30/hr No RBT? No problem! Message or call us today!

Come for the paycheck. Stay for the purpose.

This has been your breaking news report. Now go apply. ⬇