Get Paid to Play, Cheer & Be a Kid’s Favorite Human! Behavior Tech ABA • $20–$30/hr • Providence, NJ 🧸

NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504: WE HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THE SITUATION.

Here is what we know so far:

A raccoon in a tiny graduation cap is now “Director of Operations.” A cupcake filed a formal complaint. The rubber duck has been impeached. (Scandal. We don’t talk about it.) A chair has been elected to the school board. Nobody knows how.

The only person who can restore order is YOU.

The raccoon has already put your name on a banner. It is spelled wrong. We’re fixing it.

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NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA

New Providence, NJ 07504 $20-$30 PER HOUR!!! 1-on-1 with an incredible kiddo ⏰ Part-time RBT CERTIFICATION NOT REQUIRED!

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THE OFFICIAL SCIENTIFIC QUIZ (3 YES ANSWERS = YOU’RE IN)

Your energy level: “toddler who just discovered stairs” You have strong feelings about UNO and they are legally concerning You’ve yelled “GOOD JOB!!!” and a dog filed a noise complaint You make random silly noises and have never once apologized You could turn a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom Your heart is big. Like, “needs its own zip code” big.

RESULTS: You are chaotic in a deeply employable way.

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THE ACTUAL JOB (WE PROMISE IT’S REAL)

You’ll work one-on-one with a child, building skills and confidence through play. Your day may include:

Coloring like the fate of the world depends on it Games that secretly teach real-life skills (SHHH, the kids can’t know) Celebrating tiny victories like the confetti cannon just went off Supporting autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive Becoming dangerously good at children’s games

Warning: You may develop an unexplained love of bubbles.

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THE MONEY SECTION (PLEASE HOLD ONTO SOMETHING)

$20-$30/hour

Your wallet: “I’m scared to hope.” Your bank account: “Is this real?” Your landlord: “Oh, hello, friend!” The raccoon: “I support this.”

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THE PERKS

⏰ Flexible part-time hours that work around school or another job Awesome hands-on experience for Psych, Ed, SpEd & Speech students Training and support included. No magic wand. No cape. No dinosaur résumé. Zero cubicles. Zero sad desk lunches. Zero spreadsheet despair.

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OUR IDEAL HUMAN:

Patient and kind Dependable (showing up is a superpower and we respect it ) Energetic, playful, and responsible Compassionate and willing to learn Wants to make a real difference in a kid’s life

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NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS YOUR SIGN.

It could be you. It could be your friend. It could be the person who just dropped their phone on their face reading this. We saw that.

Message or call us today!