🧸 Be a Kiddo’s Favorite Person! Part-Time Behavior Tech | Matawan, NJ 💛

MATAWAN, NJ 07747: THE SQUEAKY TOYS HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE.

We don’t want to panic you, but a very large puppy has taken over the office. He has a clipboard. He has opinions. He has appointed himself Head of Hiring.

His first and only decision: YOU.

We asked why. He squeaked. We’re choosing to believe that means “she’s perfect.”

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NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician (BT) / RBT

Matawan, NJ 07747 $20-$30/HOUR!!! ⏰ After-school & weekend hours No RBT yet? WE’LL TRAIN YOU!

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THE ENTRANCE EXAM (PENCILS NOT REQUIRED)

Is your energy level “puppy who just discovered squeaky toys”? Yes? The puppy approves. Can you turn a matching game into an epic backyard safari? Bonus points if you can do the lion voice. Do you cheer for a new word like it’s a 90th-minute game-winner? Slide on your knees. We’ll wait. Can you be completely goofy AND still keep your data sharp? The rarest superpower of all. Is your heart the size of a small planet? The planet has been notified.

3 YES answers = You’re hired. 5 YES answers = The puppy cries tears of joy.

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THE MONEY SECTION (PLEASE ANCHOR YOURSELF TO FURNITURE)

$20-$30 PER HOUR

Your bank account: “Is this a prank?” Your wallet: “I have been waiting for this moment.” Your landlord: “Can I help you move your couch?” The puppy: “SQUEAK.”

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WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU

⏰ Schedule that bends around your classes or busy life Psych, SpEd, Speech & ABA students: your resume is about to glow in the dark Zero desk. Zero soul-crushing spreadsheets. Just high-fives, kinetic sand, bubbles & real breakthroughs Top-tier BCBA support + paid training. You will never be left alone with the squeaky toy. A job that feels like a passion project (because it is)

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YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:

Follow a kiddo’s lead and sneak learning into playtime Help autistic children unlock their full potential Track data like a secret agent (goofy on the outside, sharp on the inside) Be the highlight of a family’s week

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THE DREAM TECH IS:

Fiercely patient and genuinely kind Rock-solid reliable (showing up is a superpower ) Bringing the hype to every single session Hungry to learn the science of behavior

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SOOO… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

The puppy is staring at the door. He has been staring for three hours.

DROP US A LINE! We can’t wait to chat!

MATAWAN, NJ: WE WANT YOU ON OUR SQUAD!

P.S. The puppy has now learned to type. He wrote “APPLY.” That’s all he wrote. He’s very committed.